poo waddle

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.

I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.

by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006

poo-tang

Any kind of good pussy!!!

That bitch had some poo-tang!!!

by Stacie F. Baby February 7, 2008

poo poo and pee pee

baby talk for feces and urine.

little kid:"mommy! i gotta go poo poo and pee pee real baaad!!"

by Poo!DidYouFart? April 28, 2005

poo rape

When the person you are calling is unaware of the fact you are 'pooing' whilst on the phone.

"oo my god wes, was that the toilet flushing?" "yes mate you have been poo raped"

by peshster October 11, 2009

poo-face

1. An utter douche bag, idiot, and asshole, whose face resembles that of a kangaroo's ass. All of this rolled into one humanoid.

Origin: Oddworld

a. You poo-face.
b. Fuking poo-face
c. Damn poo-face

by Oranos December 16, 2004

poo poo hat

1) A moron 2) An incompentant person 3) A person who deserves some scathing comments and scorn for being inappropriate or stupid.
Root base of word: To refer to a person who is wearing hat made of crap, or a shithead. Word was invented by a 3 year old, definition is of true simplicity.

We asked for water four times for the last thirty minutes. Finally here comes our waitress with the water. Thank you, poo poo hat!

by HansJaeger April 20, 2006

poo pee balls

when your balls touch the water in the toilet that you pooped and/or pee'd in

husband says " honey, I got poo pee balls" wife says " did you forget to hold your balls up when you pooped.... again!?"

by starfishchecker June 14, 2009