pi watch

A phrase originating from the competitive video game Valorant meaning someone is about to have a Kill/Death ratio of 3/14, or pi. Because the scoreboard shows all individual kills, deaths, and assists in a lobby, when a teammate is doing very poorly they will be on pi watch.

Bro please let me get the last kill, I'm on pi watch.

by mooshed potootoes May 12, 2024

pi

pi is the most beautiful girl in the world and she is also very smart and kind. Everybody admires her a lot due to her beauty and brightness

life's pi will be meaningful

by pi nguyễn November 25, 2021

pied

to get hit and then shot 12 times in the lungs

youll get pied if you dont shut up

by timothyfucker November 29, 2021

Pi

In Valorant or any game KD of 3 kills 14 deaths

Pi = 3.14

This is looking like a pi potential

by Janlo February 19, 2024

Pi Day

The day that everybody gets into a fight and causes at least one person to cry.

Pi day ruined my relationship

by ratwcats March 15, 2024

pi watch

when your K/D in a Valorant game is so bad that you risk hitting 14 deaths before getting more than 3 kills, which would make your scoreline 3-14, the first three digits of pi. similar to the james bond (0-7-0).

popularized by valorant streamers and twitch chat.

person 1: bro my reyna is 2-12 right now
person 2: pi watch!

by adg2099 March 17, 2024

Pi Velocity

The ability to quickly and effectively come up with new and creative ideas on or about the number π that are both useful and practical.

Pi velocity measures one’s capacity to produce the most number of pi results in the least amount of time, which occurs when there are minimal creative barriers and sufficient time spent on the math project.

by Numerati October 11, 2025