Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.

Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.

by Mongrel-free March 2, 2024

Petting Zoo

When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.

My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.

by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022

Miss pet

Usually an umpalumpa looking biddie who waddles round a high school on lunch screamen errrrrr lads

I wanna lil mama as bad as miss pet

by Me crumptons fave person September 28, 2020

pet my roo

To touch to genitals of those asking

Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis

by Austin2400 February 5, 2017

yum pet

A yum pet is a musical instrument, used mainly in the jazz or blues genre.

I love jazz, I especially love the yum pet players.

by Jazzzz101 August 2, 2016

Pet Rat

A Name to call your close friend as a joke

He’s My Pet Rat Now, Back The Fuck Up

by clown.jj November 7, 2020

Pets at home

China’s local kfc

Pets at home is my local kfc

by Need roblox gf August 7, 2021