One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.
by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025
Get the Parker McDonaldmug. A gravity-defying jawn made entirely of festering trash bags, pizza boxes, and the collective disappointment of a unionized workforce. This urban eyesore arises when the mayor of Philadelphia decides playing chicken with underpaid sanitation workers is more important than, say, basic public hygiene. Usually spotted chilling on curbs, clogging storm drains, or photobombing wedding pics in Fairmount Park.
"Yo, I couldn’t even see the SEPTA stop through that Cherelle Parker of garbage."
"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."
"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."
"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
by Mayor McJawn July 2, 2025
Get the Cherelle Parkermug. Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.
"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."
by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025
Get the Parker's Lawmug. Niyaaz Parker is a stik ma se poes. If you ever meet a Niyaaz Parker just know that they have a small piel and send tollie pics to girls. Niyaaz has hairy balls and walks like a fucken gebrieklik telephone, his gevriet look like burnt popcorn. His hair can be used as a pot scrubber and his legs are like hoenderbene. FUCK NIYAAZ PARKER his bek smells like kak and that's all he talks aswell. His lips will give you paper cuts for dayssss and his half kaffer. His hands will give you septies and when you hit his ass it sounds like a screenshot *click* *click*. His teath is of that of a rotwhiler. His nipples is POES black some apartheid shit going on there. He has a matras kop soos n kpop poesie (jonKOEK) want sy bek ryk soos koek. Oceans basket special jou naai.
Boeta pielie: sien jy vir Niyaaz Parker
Auntie fadeelah: Nee ek sien n kaffer
Boeta pielie: Ek sien n vuil swat drain rot met n vrot Klein pielikie
Auntie fadeelah: Nee ek sien n kaffer
Boeta pielie: Ek sien n vuil swat drain rot met n vrot Klein pielikie
by NGwala Beamns December 12, 2023
Get the Niyaaz Parkermug. by AmusingGoggles February 5, 2021
Get the Parker Pumpmug. by Leafa Hips are OP December 17, 2021
Get the Parkermug. by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021
Get the Parkermug.