by maiovhjzsdwf February 14, 2022
Get the PARKERmug. Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.
1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
by nawn January 26, 2024
Get the Parkermug. super sexy mf. Greatest madden player at west ashley high school. Future quarterback. loves black people
by Anonymous manz November 23, 2021
Get the Parkermug. One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.
by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025
Get the Parker McDonaldmug. Parker is smart and nerdy, he knows a lot about subjects most people wouldn’t take the time to understand. Parker is funny and kind and usually understanding, he makes weird jokes and has a unique personality but he’s an awesome friend that should never be given up.
by Caterpillicious Definitions July 9, 2018
Get the Parkermug. by qazellee August 28, 2022
Get the tom parkermug. Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.
"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."
by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025
Get the Parker's Lawmug.