Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.

My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"

by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021

The Golden Pipe

An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!

HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVER THE GOLDEN PIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!

by The Golden Pipe October 1, 2023

blow the pipe

euphamism for a blow job

Mighty fine
Shawty really blow the pipe (that's true)
Like a pro

by ThatSingerOneOhTwo July 27, 2022

pipe bomb

When a Muslim person gets a boner.

Osama Bin Laden has a pipe bomb.

by Bobiscoolio March 9, 2011

flesh pipe

A word for cock that i have now officially coined. Also just like teh term skin pipe and skin cigar, except a little different.

go smoke a flesh pipe you cokcsucking jackassss

by Lukasa March 23, 2005

stove pipe

The biggest blackest cock on the planet. Most girls crave this piece of meat.

Susan: Hey beth i heard you took Jamal's stove pipe last night.
Beth: Yea it was sooo much better than mikes!

by B willy November 9, 2006

Piped Out

Relating to or the occurrence of being too stoned; marijuana

Adjective /pīp/
Synonyms: baked, ripped, zooted

Origin: via Old French (in the sense: tube, tubularvessel), ultimately from Latin pīpāre to chirp

"When Jane smokes marijuana she always gets piped out ."
"Johnny spends all of his money on marijuana, therefore he is constantly piped out."

by piped out March 22, 2016