Absolute massive dong makes all the ladies scream with his huge dong, he has the biggest dong and nobody can resist his massive bulge
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his penis is like a religious cult, his dong is life he his the definition of dong
by SEXYIESMANALIVE December 1, 2021
Get the Owenmug. 
A English man that emigrated from England to Wales, a Gethin Owens typically enjoys tea and is an alcoholic in the making (especially for brewedog)
by Jazza442 May 19, 2025
Get the Gethin Owensmug. by Brandono November 23, 2021
Get the OWENmug. A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.
Person1: what lesson have you got next
Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got
Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch
Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got
Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch
by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024
Get the Owen longhurstmug. 
A POC who who goes against a basic humility that a strong POC should have and goes at the Behest of Every White Nationalist and racical bigot that speaks English even if it means they will never regonize her as a true Equal or Human who's not seen 4 just their skin
Racist 1: hey did you see Klandice Owens on The Daily Wire Last Week
Racist 2: Don't you mean Candice Owens
Racist 1: yeah but every non-racist calls her that because she's black but has the Brain of a Inbred Hitler Loving Obese 54yo White Alabamian
Racist 2 : oh, as long as she's on our side I could give a fuck
Racist 1 : Kewl
Racist 2: Don't you mean Candice Owens
Racist 1: yeah but every non-racist calls her that because she's black but has the Brain of a Inbred Hitler Loving Obese 54yo White Alabamian
Racist 2 : oh, as long as she's on our side I could give a fuck
Racist 1 : Kewl
by DXRTY-NXKES December 21, 2023
Get the Klandice Owensmug.