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rusty nut

used to say that someone is laggig in their work or falling behind dragging the "whole team" down

derived from the term "not the sharpest tool in the shed" well a "rusty nut" is not even in the shed its that random thing you found in your yard that you keep just in case you find what it goes to
Kristen is the rusty nut tonight man. she isnt getting her damn dishes done
by N8andmcdcrew August 4, 2009
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Nut Jumbler

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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Pumpin Nuts

When a friend tells you they are gonna hang and you are expecting them to come through, but then they flake out every time.
John: Hey man I can't wait to see you guys at the party!

James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!

*6 Hours Later*

James: Hey, where you at man!?

John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.

James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!
by RonJerm May 20, 2023
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Rooster Nuts

A very low hanging scrotum so low the testicles are nearly sat on constantly
Damn your brothers rooster nuts are hanging out of his shorts.
by M T Cross March 10, 2015
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Smelly Nuts

Tom's dad has some Smelly Nuts
by HassanChop October 29, 2018
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soggy nuts

A sexual act (more a game really) - the process of a male soaking/dipping/coating gracefully his testicles in a substance with the overall aim of having ones swingers licked clean of said substance by a lover.

For this purpose, honey, cream, jam or peanut butter is preferable as to give the Licker a satisfying mouthful.
Over Snapchat -
Boy: Wanna do something freaky when we meet in the local park tomorrow after my dads gone to work and your homework is finished? Xx
Girl: Like what baby who I love so much? xoxoxoxoxxx
Boy: Soggy Nuts is always a game I've wanted to try xx
Girl: Ehm yeah totes! Just don't cum inside me, Mom would kill me xxxxxxxoooooooxxxxxx
by JaeJae171 April 26, 2017
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nut coke

A common term that refers to the ever powerful and addictive drug Gold Bond when applied to a man’s ballsack. The user piles up a healthy mountain of nut coke on a glass table, mirror or equivalent and drags their marble purse across the resilient nut coke powder.
Jimes: Yo Boston, you got any nut coke?

Macks: WHO THE FUCK USED MY NUT COKE?! My junk NEEDS junk

Pauly from Goodfellas: Henry stay off the junk, we don’t need that. Nut coke attracts heat.
by PubMonkeyBarLit May 9, 2018
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