As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
We love Fat Joe, well not his music, but him. And so we NEED to constantly tell him the two most important words... Jenny Craig... Fat joe, you need Slim Fast... and FAST
by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010
Get the Fat joemug. The Lead Guitarist of Aerosmith.
Hes not known for his solo crap,Mostly for beign with the band.
One of the best guitar players ever.
Hes not known for his solo crap,Mostly for beign with the band.
One of the best guitar players ever.
by Ljguitarchik18 May 23, 2007
Get the joe perrymug. great guitarist and backup vocalist for the best band ever: Fall Out Boy.
oh yeah and he has a lisp which makes him extra special!
oh yeah and he has a lisp which makes him extra special!
by anonymous k April 23, 2005
Get the joe trohmanmug. Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009
Get the Big Joemug. by TheMythicalHomieG January 11, 2022
Get the Camper Joemug. Joe Mazzello loves to scream. He played John Deacon in the 2018 movie Bohemian Rhapsody
He is in love with Ben Cardy/Cardboard Ben
He is in love with Ben Cardy/Cardboard Ben
Girl 1: do you see that guy over there?!
Girl 2: Ya! That is Joe Mazzello!!!!
Girl 3: who is Joe Mazzello?
Girl 1&2: ONLY THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
Girl 2: Ya! That is Joe Mazzello!!!!
Girl 3: who is Joe Mazzello?
Girl 1&2: ONLY THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
by foxy_unicorn22 April 13, 2019
Get the Joe Mazzellomug. The process of collecting all of the sweat from between your balls and legs and wiping or smacking another persons face
by Robert Elliott October 7, 2008
Get the Sweaty Joemug.