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Nice and Sunny day

Slur against emo's
Joe: Hey bob, nice and sunny day today huh

Bob the emo: Screw you...*cry*
by Sean Odell January 23, 2009
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nice cut G

This means a man with a weird cut like a mullet. to where you want to touch it to see if its alive or not.
by S K U L L September 18, 2020
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He's a nice boy

Parent speak for one of the following definitions:
1)You know, I really don't like your boyfriend at all... but I don't want you to get mad at me.

2)Why aren't you dating that boy? I know you don't like him at all, but I really think that you should date him.
Example 1: When Dani brought home her boyfriend who went by the name "T-Jizzle", all her mother could say was "He's a nice boy..."

Example 2: After Richie, the president of the chess club and algebra team, asked Dani for a date and she declined, all her mother could say was, "Oh Dani. He's such a nice boy!"
by Erica June 17, 2004
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nice guy

Nice Guys (TM) are the guys that make a point of announcing themselves as "nice", and who whine about never getting laid.

Many of the other definitions were written by "Nice Guys".

They're not.

They think they're entitled to sex just because they hold open a door once in a while. They're unsure of themselves to the point they can't manage a declarative sentence. They think strumming guitar makes them deep and they can't understand why it hasn't turned them into a pussy magnet. They are, almost without fail, sexist but tell themselves they're not because, of course, they're a Nice Guy. They tell themselves "nice guys don't get ahead" as an excuse for their own failings. They wrongly believe that women only like jerks, and are deeply bitter about it.

Most women do not like jerks. Women really do like nice guys. But a nice guy is NOT the dude playing gentleman so he can be rewarded with head. The real nice guys -the ones women really do want to date and fuck -are the ones who are genuinely decent human beings. Guys who make a point of calling themselves Nice Guys do not generally fall under this category. And they wonder why they aren't getting any ladies?

So, you fucking internet whiners, how about instead of pissing and moaning about how women never see what a great fella you are and take your pants off all because you took them shopping (you charmer, you!) you actually put some effort into being a real, live nice person instead of a Nice Guy (TM) ?
"Man, ladies only like jerks! I totally took this smokin' hot piece of ass -er, I mean, young lady -out for coffee that one time and didn't even suggest she skip the whipped cream so she could keep from getting fat, and she STILL would rather go out with the dude that treats her like a human being! Nice guys just finish last, I guess."
by MagVik October 21, 2011
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Nice Guy, aka Creeper

Any man that gives a thumbs up to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as a good man who is harshly mistreated by women because all women want jerks. He will also give a thumbs down to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as he truly is: a whiny misogynist who thinks women are nothing but objects of his desire.
You just clicked thumbs down? Yup, you're definitely a prime example of a Nice Guy, aka Creeper
by Kaldne July 26, 2010
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niceville

Crappy little rightwing town on the Florida Panhandle. Full of rightwing know-nots and at least 7 fundi churches per sq mile.
That freak who posts all day on the blogs must be a nutball from Niceville.
by Gauch Marx September 7, 2005
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nice one

Noun, meaning any pleasant gesture resulting in a favorable outcome. By not being a nice one, it means that the person being talked about is, in fact, not a nice one. Although this is a noun, the context may vary and can be used as a pronoun, adjective, and about every other form you can think of.
'Hey, Todd, can you hand me a nice one?'

'Scott, you are not a nice one.'

'Jarf, I just wanna know why this is such a nice one.'

'Yea, everyone thought about havin sex with her while she was blacked out'
'Nice one.'
by Ska-t May 12, 2007
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