Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.

Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)

by musa is gay December 02, 2023

Where your girlfriend bout

Where your girlfriend at

Hey Mark where your girlfriend bout

Where your girlfriend at

by Danielgotnotime December 09, 2017

Mistakes Where Made

Doing something that seems justifiable & you thought it was the right thing to do but it went horribly wrong real fast, like 0 to 100.

James: You the bitch who was talking all that shyt.

Ambir: *Looking confused asf*

James: Keep talking shyt & watch how fast you get your ass fucked up.

Ambir: * Start Using Sign Language*

Christian: Yo what's wrong with you!! She's fvxking deaf!!

James: No nigga Sophia is deaf!

Christian: This isn't Sophia! This is Ambir!

James: .......

Micheal: SMDH Mistakes Where Made when you accused the wrong girl, plus now you look like a ass

by Prince Igor August 12, 2016

Where's me

Where are/where is my...?
Liverpool dialect, usually run together to make one continuous sound: "weezme"

Lad, where's me car? Deffo left it here. Heavy if that's been nicked.

by Grenbish November 16, 2021

Where cool where you stay！

Where cool where you stay" is a Chinglish expression meaning "Go away and stay where it's cool!" It is used to dismiss someone or tell them to leave and not to bother you.

Person A: Hey, can I borrow your phone for a while?
Person B: No, I need it right now. Where cool where you stay！

by Under The Sun - 999 July 02, 2024

where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 17, 2012

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025