Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?
Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!
Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!
by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

by Akela Tank April 14, 2021

by priya is gay February 5, 2005

1.
Hey skeeter what are we doing tonight?
Well betty lou, it's gonna be murder in a fuck box tonight. Get the 39 gallon drum of lube.
Or
Hey Jethro how was your date last night?
Dude she was murder in a fuck box. My balls are still sore.
2.
Welcome to KFC what can I get you?
Yes I'll have the Murder in a Fuck Box please.
You want a side of cole slaw?
Hey skeeter what are we doing tonight?
Well betty lou, it's gonna be murder in a fuck box tonight. Get the 39 gallon drum of lube.
Or
Hey Jethro how was your date last night?
Dude she was murder in a fuck box. My balls are still sore.
2.
Welcome to KFC what can I get you?
Yes I'll have the Murder in a Fuck Box please.
You want a side of cole slaw?
by Vananono April 19, 2018

I tried opening a new bank account yesterday at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo is a murder in the ass. They constantly lock my account if I get my password wrong more than twice and I can’t fix it until I call or go into one of there branches.
by OrangeCandyBar April 26, 2022

A hot robot woman who married a guy called khan and had a child called uzi who listens to my chemical romance,she died to a disassembly drones nanite acid very ouchy
by Sparkle_gelatine August 23, 2024
