Doing your mother

An anomalous alternative to the classic "Doin' Your Mom" insult,
first used by the British

"I am indeed doing your mother"

by NexusHeathens March 16, 2021

Cummin in ya mother's drink

Why'd you look this up, it's probably because that's how you were born

I was cummin in ya mother's drink

by Thatguy69420ya know May 14, 2021

Mother Teresa

Cumming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.

She let me cum over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. It was like wanking off over Mother Teresa!

by Spikemac October 26, 2012

Fake Mother In Law

A Fake Mother In Law is a person who for the sake of her relationship with her son or daughter, is a hypocrite with her daughter or son in law in all situations. This person will gossip and talk behind your back but in-front of her child is a saint.

She is such a Fake Mother In Law! I would never talk to her if it wasn't for my hubby.

by AndyMiami May 30, 2007

mothercino

A mothercino is a typically a rich, hot, caffe-latte drinking early mum in her early thirties who hangs around in inner city cafes with other mothercinos and their OshKosh B'gosh adorned toddlers who have names like "Sugar Blossom" or "Daisy Petal" or something equally vomit-inducing. They usually drive a large, expensive, new 4WD/SUV - often a Porsche Cayenne or a BMW X5. They can often be seen holding a baby, a banana and a mobile phone, and pushing a pram, inexplicably with only two hands. They are usually married to a young, successful lawyer or businessman, and demonstrate this with >1 carat diamonds and golden wedding bands, which they show each other often to compare.

Holy shit dude, this cafe is full of mothercinos! We ain't never gonna pick up here.

by hooshpartitions April 6, 2009

Mother Fucker Im Starved

Expressing how hungry you are to another person. Even though you are technically calling the person you are expressing youre hungry too a mother Fucker, youre not really insulting them.
Normally said in a voice not your own, jokingly, to show that youre not really calling the other person a mother fucker.
Me: Motha Fucka Im starved
other Gy: Dude, I know right.

Me: Mother Fucker Im starved.
Other Guy: Dude, I know right.

by ScottJMcDaid September 5, 2011

mother flaker

Someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs

1: Hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?

2: Yeah

-weekend-

1: Yeah so we hanging out today?

2: Oh no, i made plans.

1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.

by rearea August 11, 2012