Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.

I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.

by str84yahed March 10, 2016

Mississippi Brick House

An abnormally dense casserole dish of baked spaghetti

“One block of the Mississippi Brick House, and you’re set for a week”, the EMU Saxophone Studio stated.

by Janzlife April 23, 2023

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 14, 2022

Mayan Mississippi Handshake

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.

I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!

by Ttown49 April 01, 2017

Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.

Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.

by Boopis the third January 21, 2021

Mississippi steam shovel

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her the old “Mississippi steam shovel”

by Baby Dick January 25, 2025

vicksburg, mississippi

a town full of drama and pregnant 13 year olds

Dang I wouldn't want to live in Vicksburg, Mississippi.

by real boy lucas February 09, 2017