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Mississippi Whitewash

Act by which a male ejaculates into their hand and smears the contents onto a recipient's face like a paint brush.
"My mom told me human sperm is good for the skin, so I selflessly gave her a Mississippi Whitewash."
by Frank Sterling December 31, 2013
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Mississippi Housefire

When a guy has recently eaten spicy food and then eats a girl out . The vagina probably stings
I had sizzling fajitas 15 minutes ago with ghost pepper hot sauce so there’s going to be a Mississippi Housefire
by BGODMAFIA March 7, 2018
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Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009
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Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.
Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.
by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023
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flipsy mississippi

When a person leaves a conversation abruptly without forewarning
Sawyer gave Matt the flipsy mississippi.
by Sawyer404notfound March 15, 2017
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Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.
by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020
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Mississippi Muddin'

When two homosexual biological brothers engage in incestuous buttsex.
Me an' mah bro are gonna do us some Mississippi Muddin' toonight!
by Stonerstratshredder February 16, 2019
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