Michaelene

A beautiful sexy woman in her mid 30's whom wants to experience life, and love. She has a passion for fine food and wine and would do anything for the man she adores. She is an amazing woman to have in your life and you find yourself thinking nothing but of the way she moves, the way she smiles and her beautiful eyes.

That is one sexy Michaelene

by Mikki MJ May 13, 2011

michael

a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.

"I love Michael, he is a gentleman."
"Michael? That's a common name, but aren't you amazing!"

by JessicaDS January 13, 2009

Michael Bolton

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

by cheeseoid October 31, 2011

Michael Moore

A filmmaker who is the absoute master at making gullible people think the way he does.

Brainless Chump: Did you see that movie about George Bush by Michael Moore? Did you know that George Bush was personally responsible for 911. You better vote Democrat.

Me: Uh, you know those same terrorists tried to blow up the World Trade Center during the Clinton administration right? And that Clinton did absolutely nothing about it?

by Alfie The Horndog October 17, 2005

Michael

The most amazing guy there will ever be, funny, honest, caring, and smart. He is always there when he says he will be and always knows just what to say. He might have a SMALL obsession with cars, but he knows what he's doing. He knows how to treat a girl right and can drive her insane just by looking at her. When he's in a relationship, he makes his girlfriend feel like she's the only girl for him and she always feels safe. He makes sure his girl knows he will never hurt her, because that's the truth. He makes her feel like the most beautiful girl in the world. At times, he can be dorky and adorable, but a lot of the time, he is sexy as all hell and can turn you on in a second. If he likes you, then you are one DAMN lucky girl. All in all, he is the perfect guy.

Jessica: OMG Who's that guy over there?!
Brianna: Oh, that's my boyfriend Michael. He's amazing. <3

by dancergirl196 August 31, 2013

Michael Phelped

When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps

bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.

by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009

Michael Vick-tim

A dog that has been maimed or murdered through illegal fighting for profit or fun.

Michael Vick caused many dogs to be a Michael Vick-tim with his illegal dog fighting racket.

by Emily, Who Dat, Dickenson October 3, 2010