wrist midgets

The act of pleasing ones self sexually to fruition.

Hold on, I need to crank out a few wrist midgets before I go out.

by Justin Sears June 29, 2008

Midgetous

A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".

That guy is almost a midget! The word midgetous makes sense.

by Glydo December 22, 2023

Mega Midget

Extremely small midget. Smaller than the average midget

Person 1: You're so small

Person 2: At least I'm not as small as a mega midget

by Kiro Syndrome July 31, 2021

Midget

A word used to define Habiba

Which means she is short to be precise (158 cm tall)

E.g Habiba is a midget

by Bruhmidget November 2, 2020

midgetism

midgetism is a very short person but not short enough to have dwarfism

zain: “look it’s a cute girl with dwarfism”
yara: “she doesn’t have dwarfism but she has midgetism she’s not short enough to have dwarfism but she’s close”
zain: “yeah?!”

by daddy tayim July 28, 2018

Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB April 22, 2016