midgophillia

Person who only dates midgets

Kyle is a midgophil because he only dates short chick's. Midgophillia is a common size distortion disorder by tall American men.

by grimly grim May 13, 2015

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.

i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

by Randomwhitedud3 May 29, 2015

Midget

Could run circles around anybody over 4'9 at just about anything from sports to racing to driving a car to tying a tie to home repairs to fishing and hunting. Midgets are better at everything than short and average people, and dwarves are better than midgets at everything, you name it, midgets do it better, and dwarves do it better than midgets.

Is that midget coming over hur? Don't let him talk you into playing beer pong, dude you're 5'9 you don't want to do that.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016

midget mark

A small dwarf called mark who is annoying and gets terrored for being small

Midget mark is a cunt

by Midget mark December 12, 2016

Midgbish

Refers to a women, your wife, your girlfriend, bestfriend, your ride or die bitch that is extremely or unusally small. If you are the bigger individual refering to a smaller person it may be used regardless of the extent or diffrence in size. The individual is not only being identified as smaller but someone of importance, a bad bitch, a ride or die, possibly the besty.

Thats my midgbish over there with the fatty.

by Natasha Lemos February 12, 2017

midgetgamingham

a dwarf that likes to beat his meat all over your face. usually likes to steal your underwear and use it for wank material.

damn u dirty midgetgamingham

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 5, 2017

Midget fist

A hard lump of feces that you are struggling to hold inside your anus.

I have to shit so bad, it's like a midget fist punching my back door.

by CheetoFTW June 13, 2017