Murder

I'm not making a moral argument either so whether or not it's 'wrong' is irrelevant. Now that I think about it, I'm essentially arguing the ethics of being Freddie Kreuger.

Hym "That isn't the argument shit-brain. The argument is that it's ethical to murder your kids. Freddie Krueger is unjustly killed under false pretenses. At the moment of his death, his choices are A. Die an unjust death and allow the people who killed you to get away with it or B. Become a dream spector and murder their kids. It is ethical to choose B. He ought to do it. Whether or not it's moral is irrelevant. Therefore, you deserve to have yours kids murdered for this. And ideally, they have been."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

murder gun

Any firearm created with the specific purpose of harming human beings.

"If anybody steps on my property, I am obliged to shoot them with my murder gun because I imagine they intend to kill me no matter what they say or do," said Billy Joe Bob Ledbetter.

by Charles Dunbar December 19, 2012

MURDERATION

The act of wanting to murder someone coupled with the feelings of adoration.

Jill had deep feelings of Murderation for John

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Unattempted Murder

A murder of a fellow human being that has not been attempted, as opposed to attempted murder which did happen.

"Your honor, if I may speak, that was not a threat that I made, but rather a murder that would not be attempted out of respect for the law. An unattempted murder if you will."

by Weweresupposedtogetmarried August 18, 2023

Murdered in the face

Use this word when you have a concern for your safety

I don't want to be murdered in the face while visiting Tacoma Wa

Someone might murder me in the face, while I am in Seattle Wa

by jrwwoollff August 23, 2019

Murder spaghetti

A venomous snake

Often refering to a very active one.

"Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"

"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"

"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."

by SleepyNotes March 3, 2021

Pimp-murder

Killing someone

I'm going to Pimp-Murder you

by Mic57285412385213 January 29, 2009