melksham milkshake

When the man ejects his baby gravy into the woman's anus, then slaps her arse as hard as he can, then holds the drinks receptacle as the Melksham Milkshake is ejected and ready to drink. Gert Lush

She was a proper goer that one, she took me back to her place and straight away insisted we share a Melksham Milkshake as a nightcap

by UncleGrampy March 19, 2025

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Grumpy Milkshake

Grumpy Milkshake
A hand job while the giver of the hand job is in a bad mood

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still made a Grumpy Milkshake

by BN_Bears March 20, 2025

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Electric Milkshake

When you and a mate are going for the same chick, but without you knowing she gives your friend a blowjob. You kiss her shortly afterwards, wondering why her mouth tastes unusual.

Yeah Cody and Michael were out last Wednesday night, Cody went missing with a girl in the toilets and then served Michael an Electric Milkshake

by Bennycuz May 25, 2023

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Nutella Milkshake

An activity for scat fetishists - involving a blender, a cup of milk, and a log of somebody’s feces. After it has blended, it’s poured into a funnel that was shoved up somebody’s rectum.

“Yo, it smells like shit. What did you two do last night?”

“I had a Nutella Milkshake with my wife.”

by Artyphaggot May 25, 2023

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A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth

Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake

by Zefanya March 20, 2023

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