a milf that only enjoys the pleasure of black men. usually forcefully makes them ejaculate in her hair, she believes it helps keep the grey away.
-guy 1: bro ive been trying to score with sean's mom but she just ain't into me wtf?
-guy 2: oh ya i heard she was a chocolatey milf! only into black dudes! sorry brah.
-guy 2: oh ya i heard she was a chocolatey milf! only into black dudes! sorry brah.
by katsin August 14, 2011
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Person 1: Sheeeesh damn who dat?
Person 2: Oh her? Dat Big Booty Milf!
Person3: Ayo? I'mma Dilf let me clap dem cheeks momma
Person 2: Oh her? Dat Big Booty Milf!
Person3: Ayo? I'mma Dilf let me clap dem cheeks momma
by Auxistic May 15, 2021
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A male 18-25 that is typically considered the "nice guy" and is ignored by other girls; a guy that is willing to accept a woman who is pregnant and/or has infants as long as the relationship is right. These are usually teen moms or moms in their young 20's wherein the biological father is not involved whatsoever, allowing the young male to move in as the father figure before the child gets too old to worry.
"all the teen moms were looking to john for the stability, and the fact he had a secure job. he was lonely and vulnerable to her seduction. he is a milf magnet..."
by earple1 March 18, 2015
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The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.
The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.
The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.
by Steel Insane May 8, 2007
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