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London

A pigeon infested hellscape where people think you are posh, drink tea and eat crumpets all day with your pinky sticking out like the fucking queen when in reality it’s just as fucked up as any other place you could think of. Probably worse. Too much fucking rain and pigeon shit everywhere. We are all just stupid fucking tiktokers who go to rubbish high schools and act like chavs all fucking day long. Just because we live in the same city as the queen, doesn’t mean we are all posh. We block tubes and bridges for climate change protests and pollution. We complain about the weather weather it’s hot or cold or raining or snowing or cloudy or pigeons are falling from the sky. It doesn’t matter. WE ARE NOT POSH.
American friend: “oh my gawd you live in London! Have you met the queen? What do crumpets and tea taste like? You’re so posh!

London chav:“I have no fucking clue.”
by nugget.hates.life November 8, 2019
mugGet the Londonmug.

London-fishing

When you are from the UK but not London, but you put on an accent/act like you are from south east London for clout
Katie: ah yes I love Peckham, all the best venues are there
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...
by LeoTheLizard98 August 23, 2020
mugGet the London-fishingmug.

London

A big head, short, not 🅿️ Little girl
London is not 🅿️
by 12335511 February 6, 2022
mugGet the Londonmug.

London Pee Throw

During coitus, when you're about to climax and you jump in the air and urinate to prevent ejaculation.
I gave her the London Pee Throw last night.
by RoundenBrown November 1, 2021
mugGet the London Pee Throwmug.

London

A girl who try to find her name on those little magnets at store but never can. Ok the real definition of London is has a little bit of sassy ness. She can be nice is she want but only if you’re nice to her and if she your girl or best friend keep her gonna back up in fights or give you so much love u won’t be able to handle it
That’s my girl London
by Lonbreezy October 19, 2019
mugGet the Londonmug.

London

stank fish ass bitch that cant keep her legs close cuz she dont take showers she stay eating dick
london riley
by jane doe 2 March 19, 2019
mugGet the Londonmug.

London, Ohio

London,Ohio, USA is the regional capital of Madison County, Ohio and is famous for the Strawberry Festival, Madison County Fair, and the heavy Ethnic Qarsherskiyan presence deeply entrenched in the city's history and culture.
London, Ohio is home to good schools and the lovely community of Choctaw Lake. Native American culture permeates the predominantly White city, which is home to several large Ethnic Qarsherskiyan families including the Millers, Whitelows, Whites, and other Qarsherskiyan surnames.
by Sweetgum Kriyul studies December 30, 2024
mugGet the London, Ohiomug.

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