London Clean

A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
"Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"
by 0802954 November 22, 2015
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london

prolly the bitchiest person you’ll ever meet, the most stuck up bitch you’ll every meet, so snobby you don’t wanna be around her, judges so hard for no reason, and some stinky hairy ass pussy not a good sex partner
girl: hey i’m new here my name is brittany

london: yuck get away from me new girl
by thatgirlrylee123344 November 09, 2019
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london

a fat obese stan twitter user who pulls no bitches
by big strap ree June 22, 2023
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London

A beautiful girl that has the best look and is the worlds best friend you can ever have she is very sexy and knows how to please a man. WHO EVER SHE GOES OUT WITH IS A LUCKY MAB
by guys are the one April 16, 2019
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London

London is a girl. A girl that will be there for you no matter what. She has a FAT ass and teeny tiny boobs. BUT she knows how to use them. She will drop everything for you including her ass. She has brown hair (that she dyes darker brown) and brown eyes. She wishes she could be more confident but has self doubt deep down. She likes cats and a good time in bed. You will never forget a London (especially if you get to spend the night with her). She is a very dedicated friend and lover and will always put you first. She will call you just to talk and laugh or to cry and complain because she can be sad sometimes. She can get very mad on the occasion but only because she cares SOOOOOOOOO much.
GIrl 1: Wow I wish London was a lesbian
Boy 1: Im so glad that she's not so I have a chance with her!
Girl 2: I want to be her friend.
Everyone: ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!
by Phatgrass December 07, 2020
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Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.
“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”
by Barnabeast98 January 02, 2024
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London Creative

Self-titled creatives that roam the streets of London, fueled by overpriced iced oat milk lattes and a vague sense of purpose. Often seen waving their hands and using words like ‘visceral’ and ‘transcendent’ in front of artwork and chainsmoking outside an underground artist’s show (don’t bother asking, you probablly wouldn’t know them).
‘So then he told me he has an invisible exhibition. It’s got no venue, no artwork… just a vibe?’

Oh my god, I’m so sick of these LONDON CREATIVES
by wehatefuckboys February 23, 2025
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