London Bridge

A double stacked Eiffel Tower. One group standing on the shoulders of the other.

My night was so wild it ended in a London bridge with some circus performers.

by Wasilla87 June 18, 2023

London

LONDON IS A GREAT PERSON AND FRIEND.THEY ARE SOMETIMES SHORT.london is geeky but really smart.LODON IS SUPER TALANTED IN MENY WAS.london is also...gay but WE STILL LOVE LONDON.

LONDON:GEEKY AND GAY.

by Aaaaahhaha June 22, 2023

london

a fat obese stan twitter user who pulls no bitches

london pulls no bitches

by big strap ree June 22, 2023

London

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

London Special

To give an individual a stabbin', like in the backstreets (and front streets) of London

He received the London Special last night

by ItsSheepish June 25, 2024

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

There is only one guy in London his name is John

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

by potvaliant cloud June 25, 2024

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024