martin london

A person that looks like ,,Michael Jackson". But better call him ,,Martin London".

My new nickname is ,,Martin London"- because Michael Jackson was often there.

martin london by h1ghflyer April 23, 2024

Dune London Are Likarian 

Dune London Are Likarian

Dune London Are Likarian

Dune London Are Likarian by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Carson London 

Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)

Person 1: who’s the best person you’ve ever met
Person 2: Carson London, obviously…

Carson London by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025

the London Blues

1. A state of depression that becomes the norm after you've spent too much time in London

2. The feeling one might get when left behind or staying back in a city.

I really have to get out of here... I'm starting to get the London Blues

the London Blues by Maxi Starr January 9, 2026

Moving to London 

When a ugly chick thinks shes getting lucky

Im moving to London with this guy ;)

Moving to London by hell0rzz June 14, 2011

lost here in london 

to be caught up in your head or overwhelmed by your thoughts

"are you okay, man?"

"yeah, i'm just lost here in london."

lost here in london by hold on till may June 29, 2016

Back in London 

The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.

Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.

Back in London by NotPexbo May 6, 2017