Log Wanker

Wanking whilst shitting in a controlled fashion

In North Carolina we love log wanking it really does it for me because the feeling of poo inside anal passage intensifies my wanking pleasure.

by Jeff Hicks June 6, 2005

finger log

to stick ones fingers up anothers rectum and suck the feces w/ ones mouth

Some chick finger logged me last night for 30 bucks!

by Nikki McMillan February 15, 2008

Ants on a Log

For a male to cover his penis in peanut butter, then proceed to stick his penis in a ant hill. Covered with ants and peanut butter, he lets his dog lick it all off.

"Did you see Johnny last night?"
"No, but I heard he had ants on a log."

by HVACsquad February 23, 2015

log rolling

A method of smoking marijuana in which a joint and a normal cigar are traded between two smoking partners until they are both smoked completely.

Those two guys are log rolling under that bridge over there.

by Alexinthewoods123 January 2, 2008

log

acronym for lamb of god, one of the greatest metal bands ever

hey man, did you go to the log show last night? you didn't? youre dead to me.

by nave88 October 23, 2007

saw log

a extremely long and round turd, usually found in the shithouse.

Ewwwww, My sister left a saw log in the shitter.

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 24, 2007

log cutter

A vagina.

A vagina. As heard on American Dad- Haley "Or I can pay you $0 to lick my log cutter"

by Lady Skellington October 15, 2013