Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Looking 5p for a cup of tea

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...

by Bobby angel August 29, 2017

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

Licking fuzz

The act of eating a females vagina when it has been unshaven for at least 2 weeks.

I hate licking fuzz

by Frozen Bob December 13, 2017

looking snack like

Looking flee and fresh without trying to Look tasteful

Oh my, that gal be looking snack like

by Tastefulterrie December 16, 2017

licking nuts

When you lick the flavor off of your nuts
Could be from trees or other,depending on situation

She sat down after the call, and started licking nuts

by kiitybarmeow December 17, 2017

looking for markers

Searching for the condom that’s deep in your pocket while getting head.

Kevin was looking for markers while searching for a movie on Netflix.

by Sergeantcomingforyou January 5, 2018