Bearded Kitty

A cat with a full blown beard.

Look at that bearded kitty!

by DankKitty February 10, 2017

kitty butter

Kitty butter is when the viscosity of an overweight cat reaches a state similar to that of a stick of butter.

M'aww! Look at that big ol' pile of kitty butter!

by Drewdewd December 25, 2016

Hit the kitty

When you are fucking a girls pussy

Bryce hit the kitty last night.

by Love my dog January 24, 2019

hello kitty

the most common type of sleep paralysis demon. also in some mediterranean areas it is used as very offensive curse word.

kid: hello kitty
teacher: IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU? DO YOU WANT TO BE EXPELLED?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOM! THERE'S A HELLO KITTY IN MY ROOM! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020

kitty komplex

When one accidentally mistakes one type of pussy for the other.

"I don't know why, Doc, but whenever I'm fucking her, she just meows at me."
"Carl, YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR CAT. It's a part of the Kitty Komplex you have that we discussed last session."

by McRibbed For Your Pleasure December 17, 2020

kitty wash

To assist in washing another person's privates (vagina)

Betsy - "I'm not feeling very fresh, I need to freshen up."
Ashlyn - "Do you need a kitty wash?"

by Pterodactyl82 September 3, 2022

kitty bath

Is when you go to extreme measures (sometimes forceful ) to clean someone's face like the momma cat does to her lil Kitty's

She caught me by surprise with another Motha Fuckin kittybath.
When one person licks another persons face whether they want it or not some ones Getting a kitty bath.

by Peanutbutter&jamin June 13, 2016