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July 10th

Lick God's Balls Day

Were you born on July 10th? Means you're a fucking God, people need to be worshipping at your feet everyday, but need to be extra on this day
Random Internet Person #1: Man this guy's getting on my nerves, should we go beat the shit out of him?
Random Internet Person#2: We can't, not today, he was born on July 10th, maybe tomorrow
by RyantheGinger June 23, 2020
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July 27

Slap the weird dumb bitch on July 27
by Daddysmilkeys November 6, 2021
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28th july

The birthday of someone so annoying that you could slam their arm in a car door and drive off with it still wedged between the door and the body of the car.
Is she a 28th July. Better get the car.
by Ndjwif October 17, 2021
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Julie Plec

She is a trashy trash, a bitch.

Person 1: I stan Julie Plec
Person 2: bitch wh- I mean tvd, the originals and legacies are good, but that bitch is racist, what she did, how she did it. Terrifying, poor Kat.
Person 1: SaY u Ar mY bAkAAaaaaAAAAaa! 😘🤩😍❤️
Person 3: *shoots*
Kat Graham: YAYYY WOHOOOO damn
Go buy a shirt with "Julie Plec" written on it, to clean your caca with it, stan phoebe tonkin secret circle, tvdu, h2o
by fictionalsimp July 16, 2021
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July 25

If you were born on this day then you're the baddest bitch in school. You might also be extremely emotionally unstable. You have deep rooted feelings of self hate and a colossal lack of self confidence. Keep your head up tho, you kick ass.
July 25 is the day that great people are born on.

Oh Jack is perfect. Too bad he's too deprecating to see it.
by Anonymous_Potato_Lord October 27, 2020
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Juicy Julie

"Juicy Julie" is the opponent to the general humanistic ideal of aesthetic beauty. The alpha female's name is created under the sensually manipulated illusion of an extremely juicy, mighty and powerful goddess of heavenly gifts and naughty nature with one hell of a fat and bountiful bottom like the best sort of feast.
"O Mirror, Mirror! On the Wall, Who is the Juiciest of Them All?!" asks Plastic Bottom Nicki Minaj and Brazing Bottom Kim Kardashian, both confident in the anticipation of the Mirror's reply.
"JUICY JULIE! She is the Juiciest of Them ALL!" The Mirror roars as an unquiet horror falls upon the big, fat booties of the room; one of whom had broke the internet and the other who teased an anaconda. They had sacrificed so much for the size of their bums...
by PoppetsPlace February 17, 2015
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July 18

If you are born on July 18 you are the best person in the world. You look way better than everyone else and you are a registered PIMP. You are sexy af and u are royalty. P.S. you sexy af.
If you are born on July 18 then you sexy af 🥵 YUHHHH
by Yuhhhh07 December 28, 2021
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