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July 16th

The day that thebest friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .
Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are “secrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..
by MaxisShort_L March 6, 2022
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july 16th

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!
by Trapbart June 24, 2017
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julie bugs

a warm sensation that comes over ones self when doing something extremely relaxing such as sewing,making cloth diapers,or examining a fabric collection
freida:ooohhh!!

vee:whats the matter freida???

freida:this Dave Matthews song is so relaxing,i just got a case of the julie bugs!
by judge3 July 8, 2009
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Juicy Julie

"Juicy Julie" is the opponent to the general humanistic ideal of aesthetic beauty. The alpha female's name is created under the sensually manipulated illusion of an extremely juicy, mighty and powerful goddess of heavenly gifts and naughty nature with one hell of a fat and bountiful bottom like the best sort of feast.
"O Mirror, Mirror! On the Wall, Who is the Juiciest of Them All?!" asks Plastic Bottom Nicki Minaj and Brazing Bottom Kim Kardashian, both confident in the anticipation of the Mirror's reply.
"JUICY JULIE! She is the Juiciest of Them ALL!" The Mirror roars as an unquiet horror falls upon the big, fat booties of the room; one of whom had broke the internet and the other who teased an anaconda. They had sacrificed so much for the size of their bums...
by PoppetsPlace February 17, 2015
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July 1st

Raini Rodriguez's birthday.

A.K.A. The best day ever
Person: "Hey, it's JULY 1ST. Anything special today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's the best day ever! It's our skinny legend's birthday."
by thetruemeaningsofwords May 17, 2020
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July 10th

Lick God's Balls Day

Were you born on July 10th? Means you're a fucking God, people need to be worshipping at your feet everyday, but need to be extra on this day
Random Internet Person #1: Man this guy's getting on my nerves, should we go beat the shit out of him?
Random Internet Person#2: We can't, not today, he was born on July 10th, maybe tomorrow
by RyantheGinger June 23, 2020
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July 21st

The day where you talk to your girlfriend/boyfriend all day
Mark:hey Sam do you want to come over and play one the ps4
Sam: nah bro it’s July 21st
Mark:so?
Sam: it means I got to talk to my girlfriend all day today
by syperia July 20, 2020
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