sophie johnson

Sophie johnson is a keeper she is very fit and a good laugh she is very lovely and kind and has a very anoying brother aka if u have a sophie johnson keep them forever

Sophie johnson is a very kind person

by Pineappleandcarrot March 7, 2021

pulling the johnson

The act of masturbating.

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?

by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018

Emily Johnson

Emily Johnson is a well known celebrity who is well known for dancing on a app called tik tok

"oh did you see Emily Johnson new post?"

"yeah she's a good dancer isn't she"

by Dora Johnson November 2, 2019

Nigron Johnson

The first black person

Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born

by Doodar Poonjabi August 3, 2022

Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013

Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls

Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

Jake Johnson

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

by Clarkey September 22, 2022