An event in masturbation when, during ejaculation, blood is produced from the penis rather than semen.
Guy 1: Dude I crimson jacked last night and I don't know what to do.
Guy 2: What the fuck? get that shit checked out.
Guy 2: What the fuck? get that shit checked out.
by Goblin Kng August 20, 2017
Get the crimson jackmug. A Texas celebrity known for his adventures throughout the state. Arguments can be made as to whether or not the information is of more recent wives tales or true and legendary. Though there isn't much information on him beyond local papers and hearsay but the reoccurring words are all in relation to strength, fearless, intelligence, honor, and trust. Also, he potentially possessed a power of some sort of which enabled him to do go well beyond the normal boundaries of mankind. Some say he didn't exist at all while others believe that he is still around to this day. He was a Bulldog, a Buccaneer, and a Tiger just depending on the situation.
Fella A: "There goes Jack Summitt busting ass as usual and not taking any shit of anyone".
Fella B: "No joke on that one. I heard he had the strength of 10 men".
Fella A: "We could talk all day of the amazing things that have been said".
Fell B: "The only thing that we know for sure is that all of the great stories are true".
Fella B: "No joke on that one. I heard he had the strength of 10 men".
Fella A: "We could talk all day of the amazing things that have been said".
Fell B: "The only thing that we know for sure is that all of the great stories are true".
by WhootyWhooo!!! September 1, 2019
Get the Jack Summittmug. by Laughing Jeff April 24, 2016
Get the eyeless jackmug. by pseudonym@pseudonym September 1, 2017
Get the Iron Jackmug. A term used to describe a person with an unusually shifty moustache, deep radio laugh and a tendency to awkwardly stumble through life, deeply engaged in EDM and other pursuits.
Guy 1: "Long Schlong Jack Leong is doing his radio laugh again!"
Guy 2: "Where? I love the sound of his silky voice?"
Guy 2: "Where? I love the sound of his silky voice?"
by LEONG May 28, 2014
Get the jack leongmug. by Ecksd July 22, 2019
Get the Jack Marstonmug. by subscribe to pewdiepie, kids February 1, 2019
Get the Jack Staubermug.