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Jade Van Tonder

Jade Van Tonder is a simp especially for Catra She-Ra
Person1:who’s Jade Van Tonder?
Person2:she’s that simp for Catra.
by MermistaSimp July 4, 2021
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jade garah

A great and loyal person , ride or die type! But if crossed will bring war onto you and yours-
I am blessed to be friends with Jade Garah and may the day never come that I cross this friend or betray them , for those shall be my last days of peace and harmony! Woe to me
by Lex Jon March 8, 2025
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Jade

When an IT item is 'bad' or turned green aka tampered with. Typically when an automated server is messed with by a human making it turns jade. Also known as drift.

this is a smaller part of the ranking system of automated infrastructure.

Gold=good, bronze=degraded, green=jade
When the system admin signs onto the server and jade it up.
by lxlemonsxl March 24, 2021
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The Jade Palace Special

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.
She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.
by biggestpapi December 20, 2017
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Jade

Jade is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has a smile of a Angel and loves to help around. She is very talented in every single thing she does. She has a heart of gold and would jump over the world for you just don't stab her in the back or you won't get that love back. She is a beautiful Singer. She such a stunning and gorgeous girl and is a very naturally beautiful girl. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. She is someone who never fails to make you smile or make your day better. Jade is someone you would love too spend the rest of your life with everyday and someone you can always count on too be there!!. She is the life of a party and is the light to everyone boredom. She is the kindest and most caring and loving person on this earth. She is the type to not mess around with and is a gun when it's time to stand up to bully's. Jade is a girl you never want to lose so if you are in love or you like a Jade then hold on to her she is so precious and is one of a kind!!!.
Jade is so precious so hold on to her ❤️
by Peekaboo 456 November 24, 2021
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Jade

a terrible person who lives in Illinois. yeah you know who i'm talking about. dont trust her. she wont let you take breaks from her for school and makes your life a living hell. wants to get laid but never will.
1: Jade broke up with me
2: to be expected, she was an ass hole to begin with, you need someone better!
by Cameron Chambers April 13, 2020
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Jade

Jade is the prettiest person in the world

She is a MATRUAL GURL
She can also be a sussy baka but very funny
She can make anyone smile by just walking in a room.
“Jade is a matrial gurl
by matrial_girl December 16, 2021
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