Jonas

A very intelligent person, probably one of the smartest persons on earth.

He's got a huge cock - 2 meters

OH damn, you are Jonas!

by HugeAutism March 21, 2017

Jonas

the sexiest guy alive and Has the biggest cock and knows how to fuck

Girl: Omg jonas fucked me soo good I still can”t use my legs

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 04, 2025

Jonas

The type of nigga to get cheated on by a girl named jocelyn.

Jonas: I just got cheated on

norte: her name was probably jocelyn huh

Jonas: Yea

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 04, 2025

Jonas

Tall, very tall. Uncreative. Big feet. Wishes he could fly. Has an afro the size of Texas. Good personality with a big heart. Sometimes funny. Most Jonas' are good guys. But they can also be Jonasty.

Hey look! There's a Jonas.

by Un creativo hombre April 22, 2017

Jonas

Jonas is usually voll der dulli and extremely introvert person

Girls: "oh look it's Jonas. He's ugly tho!"

by November 23, 2021

jonas chatmon

Secretly gay. Always tries too hard to get a girlfriend, but he can't.

Damn that must be a Jonas Chatmon

by Kitty_Love23 February 16, 2018

a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay

That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "

by nou69420 January 15, 2020