Jon Jones

To strike someone, particularly to elbow them.

I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.

by Ken Kamuy June 6, 2024

jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017

jon ebling

The act of taking your friends used condoms and drinking the man milk you squeezed into it.

Did you see what Jon ebling did to dons used condom.

by Ligmaballs86 November 8, 2019

Jon

A Fatshit; Creator of The Gallage

That guy is HUGE, he must be a Jon

by Parzival1414 February 16, 2018

Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people

ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan

by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021

Jon

Jon is often an under-appreciated name. Many other urban dictionary definitions claim that Jon is a hoe, a player, just a complete shitbag. I say otherwise because my Jon is a very caring, ambitious, handsome, young determined man who will succeed in life.

Oh my Jonnyyy boy!!! I love you!

by asianchiccaa01 January 28, 2021

Jon

Jon is a person who is attractive and funny. Jon will also say sexual jokes and comments. They always care for the people around them. He cares for his girl and friends (practically family). He will go to the ends of the Earth if he truly cares about you.

I need a Jon in my life.

by Escantiawapa September 7, 2021