Jesse Lee Peterson

A black independent thinker from Alabama who was sent from God in the year 1949. He is controversial figure because the truth is hard to handle for some and he is therefore looked down upon by the majority of the black community. He, along with his non-profit BOND, is rebuilding the family by rebuilding the man. He's also called an oreo cookie by liars for being "white on the inside, black on the outside."

White guy: You know that Jesse Lee Peterson guy?
Black guy: Yeah, he's a total oreo Uncle Tom!

by BobUltimateSwagmeister October 13, 2020

Jenssen

Actually the most anoying person on the planet

'Wow Jensen is so annoying'
Jenssen is annoying

by Epic Poggers Gamer October 24, 2020

Jesse

A stupid cocky kid, who has a shlong the size of a 5 years old's. his hair is minging and gangrus and he's the size of a peanut. He is also extremely greedy and wont share anything.

Just go home, your name is jesse
look at that little rat kid

by r0ne February 28, 2009

Jesse

a wanna be punk kid, who works in a kitchen, and likes toast.
a big player wanna be.
dates nasty hoes,
but makes a wonderful bestfriend.

"God, don't be such a jesse!"

"ew, your girlfriends nasty, jesse!"

"quit your bitching jesse, get back in the kitchen."

by rainbowbutt October 31, 2008

jessabelle

A horrible excuse for a name for a child, whom has a mother with a lack of creativity. It's comparable to a gross Celebrity couple "mash-up" name. It can only be one upped by Jerrica.

Jessabelle, it's like Jessica. But different

by An-on-ah-mah-ass March 17, 2017

jesse mccartney

17year old boy whos eyes seem to wander towards his bald guitarest dori. MAsterd kissy faces, and the skillfull art of palities..
thnx POJ!

jesse mccartney is the fastest thing i can type on my computer

by LOSERS IN A BASEMENT December 21, 2004

Jess

Has a foot fetish. 11/10 loves feet. Confirmed fact: bakes cookies at midnight. Has no orange juice so she can't make bacon. Wants bacon. Bacon making pan=dirty. Dirty bacon making pan=depression. Jess is a great person kind of. Very nice. Also very mean. Big meanie. Memes. Loves memes. "Haha Yes".

Person #1: Hey have you met Jess?
Person #2: Nope not yet
Person #1 Yeah you might wanna stay away from her. Or at least cover your feet.
Person #2: why?
Person #1: You didn't know? She has a foot fetish...
Person #2: Oh No
Person #1: Mhm

by Hi I make things accurate :) May 26, 2019