touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024

the grass in you front lawn

The vigina hairs of a woman
Also a way to make fun of slutty Mexicans

the grass in you front lawn is so nice

Jesus you spend more time mowing her lawn than all your jobs combined

by Jabae24 December 6, 2016

Grass

Something you’ve never touched before

You need to touch grass

by KanyeEast88 March 24, 2022

Catch me in the grass

When you or someone else is in a fight but don't want to damage the house or surrounding area so you tell them to catch you in the grass.

Whats good bitch catch me in the grass .

by Baka World October 6, 2020

grass sucker

A slang term for vegan or one who enjoys plants just a little too much.

Stop being such a grass sucker and let me guzzle this sausage in peace.

by Philyouup March 19, 2024

Snake in the grass

When you roll wax into a “snake”, then proceed to put in into a bed of weed.

“Hey man, I got some wax wanna link?”

“Yeah bro I got some bud we can do a snake in the grass!”

by bapedurag December 26, 2018

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024