idiots

the bouncers on the doors of night clubs who let in 14 year olds its just stupid when there's 17 year olds who cant get in!!!

in sunderland and newcastle they are absolute idiots!!!

by hattie robson May 11, 2007

idiot

Person who fucking always messes shit up. They have no confidence and don't know a single fucking thing. They really need to get their shit together and just get fucking smarter.

Person 1: You're a fucking idiot
Person 2: No, he is just a fucked up shit-head
Person 1: True dat.

by Daniooo8 April 13, 2015

idiot

the person who is actually looking this up

This idiot actually has to look this up!

by angieboo May 8, 2015

idiot

someone who looks up the word "idiot"

If you don't know what an idiot is, then you must really be an idiot.

by el idiota April 29, 2009

idiot

The people who put an actual definition on urban dictionary

What a freaking idiot.

by i swear im not a bot, trust me December 28, 2015

Idiot

A collegue at work sending out e-mails to people describing an 'Eiffel Tower'.

"I wanted to share a phrase with you all that I stumbled across last night. Not only did I chortle but I guffawed too.
Picture the scene…a MMF threesome in action, spit roast in effect and both blokes are feeling pretty good and decide to high five each other. Got the image in your head????
This is known as the Eiffel Tower (due to the shape thrown of course). I’ve never been to the Eiffel Tower but there is always time." ...... IDIOT!

by Grossed out 2 April 21, 2009

Pathetic Idiot

One who is obsessed with an animal humanoid type of fantasy life. Is also self absorbed, and feeds on the free time of others with worthless hypocritical comments on what it means to be the "Alpha Male" of a certain situation or area.

"I've made like ..15 emails since then? And..I have a new Fursona?
And, I'm a Communists now?
You are still the pathetic idiot you were before."

by A concerned Republican July 29, 2010