idiots

the bouncers on the doors of night clubs who let in 14 year olds its just stupid when there's 17 year olds who cant get in!!!
in sunderland and newcastle they are absolute idiots!!!
by hattie robson April 29, 2007
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idiot

Person who fucking always messes shit up. They have no confidence and don't know a single fucking thing. They really need to get their shit together and just get fucking smarter.
Person 1: You're a fucking idiot
Person 2: No, he is just a fucked up shit-head
Person 1: True dat.
by Daniooo8 April 13, 2015
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idiot

the person who is actually looking this up
This idiot actually has to look this up!
by angieboo May 08, 2015
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idiot

someone who looks up the word "idiot"
If you don't know what an idiot is, then you must really be an idiot.
by el idiota April 29, 2009
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Idiot

A collegue at work sending out e-mails to people describing an 'Eiffel Tower'.
"I wanted to share a phrase with you all that I stumbled across last night. Not only did I chortle but I guffawed too.
Picture the scene…a MMF threesome in action, spit roast in effect and both blokes are feeling pretty good and decide to high five each other. Got the image in your head????
This is known as the Eiffel Tower (due to the shape thrown of course). I’ve never been to the Eiffel Tower but there is always time." ...... IDIOT!
by Grossed out 2 April 21, 2009
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shit idiot

the fucking asshole that erased the original definition of this word
If you erased my original defintion, then you are a cocksucker, and a shit idiot. Fuck you, go choke on a cock and die you filthy whore!
by Eat a dick February 20, 2004
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certified idiot

Someone who doesn't full send and is not a certified beauty.
That guy is a certified idiot. He is a fucking half sender.
by Rona SZN with the boys January 08, 2018
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