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Hoboed

The taking of an item (usually of low cost) in order to survive.
"I hoboed off with a jar of peanut butter for dinner this week."
by Polly Histor December 14, 2021
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snow hobo

A Hobo who moves south because of the cold.
I used to beg for change on the Street corners of Boston. It was to cold so I hitched a ride to Florida. I am now hanging out with all the other Snow Hobo's
by Nobody Cares Anyway November 25, 2015
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hobo joed

When you stick your tongue in ones ear and wiggle it ( wiggle wiggle ;) ) around getting all sloppy and wet making the other scream in terror
Tyler hobo joed me last night and i was grossed out.
by Megatron94xo June 16, 2023
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Hobo Shower

The act of mother nature sprinkling her luscious juices on those damn dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleway, but now it's ruined. Damn hobo showers.

A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
by ItsHardyTime February 25, 2011
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Hobo Ceviche

When you go down on a Hobo and indulge in some marinated crab louse!
"I went down on a Hobo last night and had me some Hobo Ceviche!"
by Rez Kowzer September 19, 2021
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hobo

This creature is usually seen prowling the streets in search of postures. He hides in the shadows and waits for an opportune moment to steal a posture. He fails endlessly at this task because of the lack of muscle in his leg area. Even though this particular spesimean has an intelligence quotient of 140, he hasn't realized that he will never succeed in his malicious theft.

Due to having an catastrophically bad posture, this swede feels very bad and insecure about it. Because of this, he attempts, but fails to, cover up his bad posture with the only hoodie he has which happens to be gray. The hobo is poor and homeless, thus having no option but to grow a beard or risk freezing the lower part of his face off during winters.

When he isn't attempting to steal postures he often plays video games. Unfortunately this is where his bad posture comes from, and he only deepens the condition by continuing to spend his time in such an unhealthy manner. He sucks at games and often takes him an above average time to get good at, or finish them.
"Oh look, it's the poor postured hobo! M sure to not walk any slower than we already are or he'll catch up to us and steal our postures."
by fellowpagchompuser May 7, 2019
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