The sexiest, most handsome, little, skinny, red dread headed man alive. He can Fo Sho be a smart ass dude, with a short temper, and isn’t much of a people person, but he really cares about all children and deep down is a decent human being with morals. He also has 3 beautiful daughters that love him as much as he does them and a grandson that never fails to show his excitement every time he sees his face, loves The Grateful Dead, has a sweet sense of style with the tendency to influence others in that aspect, and his confidence and intellect take his attractiveness to a whole other level! His soulmate that goes by the name “D” or “gumbalsboo” loves him very much and after nearly 20 years still gets butterflies at times when she sees him. And even though he has a very satisfyingly large penis, and a very soft touch that drives her wild she claims that has nothing to do with her constantly growing obsession with him! He is basically perfect in her eyes and the absolute BEST!
Some random Bitch~ Just glances in gum-bals direction

gumbalsboo~Bitch imma kill you, you don’t wanna fuck wit me
by gumbalsboo February 24, 2023
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Chewing gum with such a fiery intensity, a potent rush of freshness surges through the nasal passage preparing one for a, hopefully, not so brief intimant encounter.
Why did I eat all of these delicious onions before going to the bar?? Oh wait, I'll just chew this make out gum to mask the smell.
by Quincy Jefferson May 22, 2012
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WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT
Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020
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To talk nonsense. To talk out your ass. Spew bullshit.
Go on, bump your gums, you little maggot. Aint no one believe you anyway
by Snumgla June 10, 2023
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