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Goose Punch

An action that results in death. Can be used as a threat.

Named for Goose on "Top Gun". Goose "punched out" (ejected from the cockpit of his plane) and hit the canopy. The collision killed him. Poor Goose.

P.S.

Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
"Tommy over corrected his turn and Goose punched that shit. I'm gonna miss him. His funeral is this Wednesday."

"If you don't do as I say, I'll Goose punch you and your family!"
by JesusGlue February 22, 2012
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Goose luck

1. A good luck wish for something unimportant, or not requiring much luck at all. Usually said when some sort of response is required but no appropriate one comes to mind
Jack: Oh man I gotta take a stupid 2 hour bus ride to get home tonight

Jeff: Goose luck
by Patrick O'Keefe February 22, 2011
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Golden Goose

A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.
'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'
by Rhys[scb] June 16, 2008
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goose

lol shit fool ima get goosed.
by nick January 24, 2004
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Sly Goose

An Act were two friends engage in sexual intercourse behind the back of others.
" Jimmy got gripped in the back of his motor with Steve's Bird getting blew off, apparently he'd been giving her the Sly Goose for a while "
by John Gaskell March 24, 2004
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Goose eggs

Buds of the Cannabis plant (Marijuana). The word goose eggs is commonly used in Portland, OR.
"Hey bro, check out these goose eggs i just got."
"Wow, we're gonna get hella blazed tonight!"
by Franko Beard December 25, 2008
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Goose Egg

Showing one of your balls to another person. Used in the penis showing game
Wacko: I wanna make an omelette
Ed: Here Bako, use this goose egg
Wacko: (sees Ed's nut)God damn it Ed!
Ed: C'mon Bako, two kicks in the ass

(Ed kicks Wacko in ass twice)
by I Cruuuuuuuuunch You May 22, 2009
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