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Gabe Virus

“Gabe Virus” or “ gamers flu” is the act of becoming a total game goblin. spaghetti bowls and empty water bottles stacked up next to the computer you haven't had a day from for the past year. these “Gabed” individuals so far down the hole of gaming and buried in.
this guy totally caught the Gabe Virus. His computer monitor totally had sweat stains all over it.
by Dud Dudlee September 11, 2023
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Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.
by Racer04829 September 16, 2023
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Big Gabe

A legend. All those Chuck Norris jokes? They all become true when you replace "Chuck Norris" with "Big Gabe"
dude#1: when chuck norris...

dude#2: nope, big gabe. continue.
dude #1: umm, okay then, when big gabe swims with sharks, the sharks need a cage
by not_a_fish September 20, 2023
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Gabing

Action word transformation of the name 'Gabe', means to be silly and goofy and very mentally unwell but hiding it with indifference.
Person 1: "Hey man, it's been a while, how are you doing?"
Person: "Yeah yeah, just been Gabing a lot"
by Milkrat April 3, 2024
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by beanmanw April 5, 2024
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Gabe

A human who won't stop asking what a Glacier is. This person may also like the nickname Alastor. They can be very annoying, and sometimes even look to murder.
person 1: Wow, they really won't stop asking what a glacier is.
person 2: They're being so Gabe right now.
by ThatOneWeebSimp April 30, 2024
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Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
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