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Google-juked

When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.
I tried searching for "North Korean nukes," but got Google-juked to "North Korean nudes."
by bango_15 July 20, 2018
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Google Pinger

Someone that, when disconnected from the internet, will ping Google using the windows cmd prompt.
John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"

Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"
by Luscan December 1, 2011
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google-miliate

To utterly humiliate another through the expert art of google-fu
You were so right. You totally google-miliated me.
by oogoom May 1, 2009
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Google Employee

The Google Employee....
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
by brunchenthusiast4576 November 21, 2019
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Google it up

To sophisticatedly look something up with your pinky fully extended
by Gdoodjohnson June 17, 2018
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Google Giggles

a hypothetical website or application in which kids content is plentiful. used as an insult to "cringe" content, stating the "cringe" creator was banned from said website.
"this tiktoker is so cringe."
"he was prolly banned from google giggles."
by Noctone April 7, 2023
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Google feud

A Family feud parody where you need to think what people searched and clear the board.
But trust me.
You'll never clear the board.
"Do fish ever Google FUCKING Feud!"
-Kubz Scouts (Playing google feud)
by Omega-Shon-Jon December 4, 2021
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