Gary Comer

Where lame ass bitches link up. Where gay ass niggas eat a whole mf dick up. Where disciplinarians can get slapped.

“Aye you go to lame ass Gary Comer on 71st?”

by Real Raw Ass Bitch December 6, 2019

Garyed

When you're on the green in 2 and end up 5 putting.

He was putting for a birdie and then Garyed for a triple bogey.

by AJWinTHEhouse January 17, 2024

Gary

A Gary. A new slang term for the drug commonly and medically known as MDMA or Ecstacy. This drug, widely used in societies all around the globe has come under many aliases before, however as of recent, the use of ‘Gary’ has arisen. Only a select few truly know the ideology behind the bizarre name and to many others it remains a mystery. A lighthearted, funny and wacky term for all casual users in the new era, ‘Gary’ ticks all the boxes. So go on kids, take drugs. As long as you use the right terms ;)

Jack - “Mate have you seen the state of Ryan? He’s off his rocker. What’s he taken?”

James - Just a Gary or two, he’ll be sound.

by Averagegaryuser December 5, 2025

Gary teen

The way the imbecile @Squares on iFunny spells “guarantee”

I Gary teen that guy is homo

by yummy_thick April 15, 2019

gary wow

Gary Wow is like a Gary, with additional wow. Gary wow is the highest observed state of Gary. Other states of Gary are Kerfuffle and Kaput

It was funny seeing Gary get escorted to the living room in that state. Rather than being a liability, he turned out to be a net asset! Gary Wow!

by daddy-ted June 13, 2020

gary davis

someone who lies about their golf handicap to gain an unfair advantage in a golf competition

the only reason you won the medal today is because you are such a gary davis

by gary637728 August 2, 2016

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011