by :'ykdj February 11, 2018
Get the round earthmug. On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.
by Eushshtb December 16, 2023
Get the Retrograde Earthmug. by Earthing January 16, 2023
Get the Earthingmug. The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.
by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019
Get the The biggest BITCH on Earthmug. It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.
Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?
Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.
Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.
by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019
Get the Earthmug. The suns light reflects onto the moon's moon thereby providing light to the moon. The earth is the moon of the sun
by TherealSkipper November 14, 2018
Get the Earthmug. 