Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.

When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!

by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020

Florida Post-it Note

When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.

“Hey did you see that Florida post-it note in the locker room, this morning?”

by Steph Mehkakiner January 1, 2021

Florida Poly

A degenerative college composed of losers, weebs, and pedofiles.

Another day, another suicide at Florida Poly

by whitewashed January 7, 2021

North Florida Double Decker

The north Florida double decker is when I one gets a DUI and is responsible for an abortion before the age of 18.

Yeah bro Aidan is grounded rn for pulling off a north Florida double decker. Won’t be seeing him for a while.

by FinnS726 January 25, 2021

Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.

Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”

by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021

Florida Rubber

The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator

My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.

by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021

Florida Firecracker

A sex position where you dip you’re dick in gas and fuck her then pull out and light her pussy on fire

I gave my dog a Florida firecracker

by Brantley Bates February 17, 2021