Friend Farming

When an individual adds a large number of people as friends on Facebook in an attempt to appear more popular than they really are. This is despite the fact that they have never actually met any of the invited 'friends'.

Person 1: WTF? I just got a friend request on Facebook from some random I've never even met! Says she's someone's sister or something.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I got one from her too, as did everyone from our school. Don't stress, she's not a stalker. It looks like she's just friend farming.

Person 1 clicks "Ignore" with a shudder

by TheLooseMoose February 21, 2011

Friend-D-A

Like an NDA ("Nondisclosure Agreement") that you agree to when one of your friends who works in a classified field (entertainment, government) let's you in on something not appropriate for public ears or eyes.

My friend told me what the monster looks like in the new J.J. Abrams movie because she works on the set, but I can't repeat it because I'm under a Friend-D-A.

by Snarfblatt June 8, 2011

Fridge Opening Syndrome

When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.

Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."

by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011

Friend Crutch

Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.

A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.

Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....

Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.

by axemII June 16, 2011

frigdigger

A person in desperate search of poon (sex). If someone is a frigdigger then they are constantly on the look out for any opportunity to get with someone else.

You are such a frigdigger. In fact you are probably the ultimate frigdigger.

by Monteith101 June 19, 2011

Friendship Lagoon

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.

Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."

by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011

Friday Fatigue

Being too exhausted on Friday due the rest of the week to go out and have fun, or do anything other than sleep. A serious condition any place where employees or students are worked to the bone.

Suzy: Hey May, our finals are finally over! Its Friday, lets go out and celebrate.
May: I really want to, but I'm running on 4 hours of sleep, I won't be able to make it.

May has Friday fatigue.

Bill: Bob, you won your first case! Lets go out and celebrate, its Friday!
Bob: I've been too stressed out to sleep all week, I think I'm just going to stay in tonight.

Bob has Friday fatigue.

by JStech November 27, 2012