Exploding Itchy

1 When one is scratching thine ass and begins to tread into uncharted territory, resulting in getting your finger stuck in your ass; at which point the only solution for removal is to build up "pressure" by eating gassy foods.

2 When you are in past your elbow with your partner and your partner suddenly decides its time to shit.

My mom's friend's uncle's second cousin's gym teacher was out of school for three days once, recovering from a sudden exploding itchy.

by Palientologist September 15, 2011

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

Explorinorting

Exploring and norting simultaniously

"No because that is done by explorinorting the bones"

by Geosystems_Student April 26, 2013

Exploding fishers

When a man tries to give a fish mouth to mouth and it swells until it explodes.

Me and bob seen many exploding fishers.

by Maxcene February 6, 2014

explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.

Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.

by Wizard Lizard May 10, 2014

exploding bush

Former president of the U.S. George W. Bush's outrage after he heard about the twin towers falling on September 11, 2001.

You over reacted like a exploding bush

by Herr Doktor des Todes October 5, 2015

eloplosion

The act of running away with someone with so much sexual tension that you propose and orgasm at the same time.

A: Guys...you know me...I wear my heart on my sleeve, I proposed in South Africa
B: How was it?
A: I got down on one knee and blew my load at the same time!
B: Wow! You totally had an Eloplosion!

A: Will you marry me...eeerrrrggghhhh

by The F Dog October 14, 2016