Kenneth Edward Owens II

The Goat Himself

Dang, Kenneth Edward Owens II, that's crazy!

by ImJayOng May 9, 2022

Edward Lee Bobo Jr.

Fat head ass nigga, that think he funny. His ass weak asl and don’t ever make no sense. He a bitch ass nigga that nobody ever sees because he so little, so niggas be running into him.

Was that Edward Lee Bobo Jr. cause I ran into him, I ain’t see his bitch ass right there.

by Ryan Fred November 26, 2018

james edward lucas

The most spazzy cunt there is to know but good to know so u can efficiently abuse him like a pet dog, small penis for sure but hey ho he knows how to work it. Take care of ur james Lucas as he is very vulnerable and sensitive and will usually go for the younger female/male but all round he is a very good down syndrome to have around you

Look who's fingering a 12 yr old, it's a james Edward Lucas

by Maddie7w September 5, 2017

CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir

the teacher that don't be on my bad side but everyone agree he is most than the last

person 1.CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir is not nice he made me stand for 20 minutes

person 2 .did you make him angry

person 1 .he any 24 7

person 3 .I agree

by the man with the sex November 13, 2021

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018

Borrowing from Edward Teach

Phrase originating from a person named:"Thunderlake".

It means pirating a file, video, movie, or game.

Edward Teach being the pirate known as Blackbeard.

"Oh man, did you buy that new game that was released 2 weeks ago?"
"Nah dude, i'm Borrowing from Edward Teach"

by LilTibber March 19, 2018

Carl Edward Jordan Split

One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."

Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."

After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.

A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.

by Funmonger man September 14, 2009